girl to the left of me: your bikini top is two sizes too small. invest in a larger one. i like your sunglasses though.
family in front of me: you have twelve chairs saved and yet you only have eight people, who are all children and they are all swimming.
concessions people: thank you for satisfying my thirst and refilling my water bottle. you saved my life probably.
pregnant women who should have had her child yesterday: a bikini really?
mothers gossiping about seven peaks: i completely agree, over rated. yes i'm eavesdropping.
lifeguards: nice job saving that drowning child. gold star for you.
admissions people: your price is wonderful. thank you for saving me money.
child wearing a full wet suit: doesn't it get rather warm in that? you poor thing.
adorable couple that i keep staring at: i'm jealous, that's all.
myself: this is bliss.